What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
08.06.2025 00:27
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
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So they tried
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
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So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
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Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.